Court To Rule On Topless Duchess Kate Photos Tuesday

MSNBC, aka NBCNews, or whatever they’re calling their multi-zillion-dollar online venture with Microsoft, the company that routinely loses billions, yes, BILLIONS with their online division:

“A French court will announce on Tuesday whether it will enforce an injunction that Britain’s Prince William and his wife Kate have sought against magazine Closer to prevent further publication of topless photos of her.”

Here’s a thought: if you, as one of Earth’s most sought-after people don’t want to be seen sunbathing topless, perhaps you shouldn’t do so where cameras can find you.

Surely you’ve heard of these so-called “tele-photo lenses,” no? They teach that in the finer British schools now, right?