Apple Removes iPod Socks From Online Store

AppleInsider:

“iPod Socks, a cloth accessory that Apple has sold for years to protect its portable music players, have been removed from the company’s online store.”

I don’t know what’s worse: that Apple discontinued this oddball accessory, or that I’ve labored under the mistaken impression until now that they were, ya know, socks. For your feet.

Jeez.